Weekly Poop 10/17/12

Roost #44 Poop

• Dates to Remember:

• Tonight - Ravens Rap Show, 7pm.  This is the 10th season of Ravens Rap, and through all of the changes over the years, the one constant has been Ravens Roost #44.  Let’s make the 10th season the best ever!  Ravens’ owner Steve Bisciotti will be appearing at tonight’s show, along with his special guest, Maryland Terrapin legend Coach Gary Williams.  Better get there early; expect a huge crowd!

From Eileen: Yes, we are having a Ravens Jersey giveaway every show. Except last week, it was missed. So Steve will be giving away an extra one if not this week in the next couple shows.  Reschedule Reminders: Because of Thanksgiving, we'll film on Tuesday, Nov. 20th not Wed, the 21st.  And instead of just 1 set of tickets to a game some distance away, this year we've made a sponsorship deal with JCTickets.net about giving us a few home game sets plus a close trip!!! So we're HAPPY to say we have to giveaway a set to the Raiders game Nov. 11th and a set to the Broncos game, Dec. 16th!! We'll have 1 more set for a home game, as yet to be announced. PLUS Big GAME this year w/ bus trip & couple other perks will be the Game in DC against the Redskins, Dec. 9th!!  Bruce Laird will be doing a few special guest appearances and hope to give you those dates soon. We're happy to say John Corsi, owner of JCTickets.net will be coming to show! It'll be great to have Billy Carder of BJ's back, who told Steve he'd be happy to come for his 1st visit since we went to TV! Others will be announced soon! Specifics on your chances of winning tickets giveaways will be made clear at this week's show.  Thanks, Eileen.

• RAVENS RAP Show 2011 - 2012

Be Part of the Taping in the RAVENS Room of The Blue Ox, 127th St.,

Every Wednesday, starts @ 7pm

1 HOUR television show divided into Four (4) - 15 minute segments

• Show is on Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays

• Schedule on BTV (Beach Television) is as follows:

• Segment A
• 2:30am
• 8:30am
• 2:30pm
• 8:30pm

• Segment B
• 3:30am
• 9:30am
• 3:30pm
• 9:30pm

• Segment C
• 5:30am
• 11:30am
• 5:30pm
• 11:30pm

• Segment D
• 12:30am
• 6:30am
• 12:30pm
• 6:30pm

• Friday, – Water Conservation Group Meeting @ …
• Friday - Rockin' Ravens Weekend
• • • • • • Rockin' Ravens Weekend Package
• October 19 - 22, 2012
• Are you ready for some football?!?!?  Join us at The Castle for a Rockin' Ravens Weekend!  Our package includes:

• Friday and Saturday nights stay, and Sunday night is COMPLIMENTARY!!!
• Castle Breakfast Buffet for Two on two mornings of your choice mornings
• Eastern Shore Tailgate Party on the Patio at Coconuts...feast on whole roasted pig, bbq chicken, and all the trimmings from 5pm-8pm
• Cash bar at Coconuts Beach Bar.  Happy Hour 5pm-6pm 2-for-1 Drinks!
• Ravens Vs. Texans Game on Sunday at 1:00pm

• Rates Start at $259 for Two Persons for the whole package! All taxes and gratuities included!
• Saturday, October 27 – Ravens Roost #44 Crab Feast, 1-5 p.m., Crab Bag (upstairs) 13005 Coastal Hwy.  
• Menu: All you can eat crabs, BBQ ribs, wings, corn on the cob, french fries, cole slaw, coors light, miller light on tap, and soda.  
• Cost: $40 per person and this includes tax and gratuity.  
• Contact: Marian Cicero at 410-250-2501 Home, 443-880-0862 Cell or sign up at the September or October meeting.  
• At this time, a member may bring a guest but based on response this event could be opened up for more guests.  The cut off date is October 13th for the sign up and payment.  Checks are to be made payable to RR44.  No refunds can be made after October 13th.
• Tuesday, November 13 - HARRINGTON BUS TRIP is on Tuesday November 13th, 2012. Cost is $20.OO per person which includes $15.00 free play, a lunch buffet, and your bus seat. The 49 passenger bus departs Montego Bay (130th street, Bayside) at 8:30 am with a second stop at the Millsboro’s Roses Store on Route 113. Bus departs Harrington at 3pm. Guests are welcome. To Sign Up, Call Paul and Trish at H# 302-436-9017. You will need to give Paul or Trish either your Harrington Player Card Number or your Birthday Date. Mail a check immediately after you sign up to 36977 Laws Points Rd, Selbyville, DE 19975. Check is made out to Raven Roost #44. You can also sign up and pay at the October meeting. We expect a waiting list. So Sign Up early and spread the word for those folks without a computer.
• Saturday, December 15 – Ravens Roost #44 Christmas Party.  Details soon.
• Tuesday, January 1 - It is time to form the RR44 Penguin Swim Team once again!  The AGH web site is up and Gary has set up the RR44 team page.  Just go to "join a team" and click on RR44 to get registered.
• Saturday, April 13, 2013 – Ravens Roost #44 Dance.  Details soon.

Ravens Poop

• The Ravens improved to 5-1 with an improbable victory over the Dallas Cowboys Sunday, 31-29.  This Sunday, the Ravens travel to Houston to take on the 5-1 Texans, 1 pm.
• Good news notes and nuggets from Sarah Ellison’s Blog here.  It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news.  
• Looking for an Orioles Blog?  Go to Britt’s Bird Watch for the latest Orioles news!

Local Poop

• Saturday - Making Strides Against Breast Cancer of Ocean City, MD.  Join us for a new season and be one of the millions of walkers who Walk for a world without Breast Cancer.  Registration begins at 8:00am.  5K Run begins at 9:00am.  Walk begins at 9:30 am.  For more information contact Laura Martin at laura.martin@cancer.org or 410-250-4426.
• Saturday - 2nd Annual Vintage License Plate Rally, 15th Street Coastal Highway.  For more information, contact Nancy Howard at neffiehoward@comcast.net.
• Saturday - Howl-o-ween Pet Parade, Boardwalk at North Division Street.  Howl - o - ween Pet Parade.  Lots of prizes and surprises for best dressed pets, family and friends.  Gather your goblins, dress in your best costume and parade the boards.  Plus show your support for the Ocean City Humane Society by making a donation of pet food, blankets, toys, treats or any other pet friendly items.  It's all free!  (Rain date October 21st)
• Saturday and Sunday - Octoberfest - Beach Maze.  FREE Halloween Events for the Entire Family!  Beach Maze October 20-21 & 27 -28.  Maze Hours 10am - 6pm Daily*.  North Division Street & the Beach.  Experience a "pleasant" scream as you meander the sands of the 48,000 square foot beach maze.  Wicked witches, pirates of the sand, scary scarecrows, ghouls in the graveyard, zombies and more await your arrival.  It's free...be there if you dare.  * Hours subject to weather conditions.

Funny Poop

• A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims,"I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

• One guy asks the other, "Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?"

The second guy says, "No, but I've woken up with plenty."

Etcetera

• Got poop?  Let me know!  I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it.  Your input is appreciated.
• Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
• Life is short.  Focus on the good.

Frank

Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory