Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Tomorrow - Convention Parade meeting at the Green Turtle at 6PM and would like anyone who signed up for the parade or anyone interested in being in the parade to attend. Bring your ideas for the costumes, giveaways and such will be warmly accepted and discussed. Hope to keep it to 1 hour. Any questions can be sent to my email or call me at 302-236-9617. Many Thanks, Mary Kendall Email: mary.kendall@merck.com.
- March 12 – St. Patrick’s Day Parade. We need marchers for St. Paddy's Day parade 3/12/16. We will meet at Beach Copy on 59th street at 10:00 am. Bring drinks so we can party before parade (spot a pot on site). Those who march can come to the Turtle after the parade to have some free food on second floor. If you have last year’s shirt or need a shirt let me know. Call Tony 410 627 7696.
- Members please bring plastic or paper shopping bags to the monthly Roost meetings. The bags will be taken to Diakonia by Eric for use in distributing food donations to the community.
- Dues are past due. Again, it's $30 per member; please make checks out to Ravens Roost #44. Our membership cards are white this year, hoping to make them easier to read when you wear them to every meeting. Hopefully, you still have the plastic holder from last year to use again this year. Mail your dues to me at: 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842. Thanks, Jo Ann.
- Entertainment Committee:
All members are welcome to join the committee! We need more participation from all members. Next Entertainment Committee meeting March 9, 6 pm @ the Original Greene Turtle.
2016 Roost Entertainment Activities
- St. Patricks Day Parade - March 12
- March Madness Party - Date to be determined
- Harrington Spring Bus Trip - April 8:
- $20 per person - covers bus, $15 slot play and $7 towards buffet
- Balance of the buffet $6 cash or comp
- Pick up @ Montego Bay 8:30 am; Rose's on Rt.113 9 am.
- Leave Harrington 3 pm.
- Phone 302.236.9617
- Boardwalk Bike/Walk 2nd Saturday of every month starting May 14. Meet at 27th St.
- Council of Roosts Parade - June 4
- Summer Picnic - July 9, White Horse Park, Ocean Pines
- Shorebirds Game. Tentative date 7/21/16 (Thursday night). From Ron:
- Shorebirds game w/ Hardball Cafe Buffet:
- UPDATE: As of 3/1/16 we have 35 people (33 members + 2 guests) signed up for the Shorebirds event on Thursday 7/21/16.
- The Hardball Cafe & buffet has been booked for us & a deposit has been charged. It would be good if even more people sign up so have a nice cushion for possible cancellations (the minimum group size is 30 with realistically no maximum).
- Right now, we need some more people to pay the $27pp cost so we can fulfill our deposit debt. A check made out to Ron Apperson can be sent to him at 37899 Swann Drive, Selbyville, De. 19975 or brought to the next meeting on 3/10/16.
- Important dates:
- 5/12/16 meeting - all money due for signed up people.
- 6/09/16 meeting - final for signing up, so ticket balance can be paid.
- 6/10/16 - balance paid & tickets ordered for later receiving
- 7/14/16 meeting - tickets to be distributed at meeting
- Note: "Stragglers" can be added to our group on 7/15/16 but those tickets will have to be ordered & paid for at the Will Call window by those people.
- Dover Air Force Base and Dogfish Brewery Tours - October 15 tentative
- Bull and Oyster Roast - Date to be determined in October
- Christmas Party - December 10
Other Proposed Activities Under Discussion
- Day trip to Chincoteague or Onancock
- Pub Crawl at Kent Narrows
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Saturday - Dagsboro FD Fundraiser, 5 pm - 11 pm - Pull - Peel – Pick. Tickets $35 - All you can eat shrimp and pulled pork. Silent auction, Live auction, Music. Contact Bob Kendall mkendall@mchsi.com.
- Saturday, March 19 - Rimel's Spaghetti dinner for Camp Possiblities (a camp for kids with diabetes) at St. Peter’s Lutheran Church Community Life Center at 10301 Coastal Highway, Ocean City, MD 21842. This is a dinner for a camp we have supported and many have attended this wonderful and fun dinner. This year, in addition to the ticket drop with nearly 100 different prize baskets and dinner coupons, they are adding a live auction with overnight stays, a handyman's dream tool package and much more. I have seen some of the baskets and I can't wait to get my tickets for the ticket drop. Last year I won a fantastic massage, mani/pedi package and the year before I won a Ravens basket. They will have a Ravens basket again this year. The Cost is: $10.00 for Adults - $5.00 for children 12 & under and I have advance tickets. Let me know if you would like tickets!! Checks can be made payable to Spaghetti for Possiblities. Thank you, Tonja Sas, 410-250-1046, tonjasas@verizon.net.
- Saturday, March 19 –Ravens Roost 96 Bull & Oyster Roast, Hooters West OC.
Funny Poop
- Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
- COMING SOON – POOP MUSIC!
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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