Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Tomorrow - Monthly Roost meeting, 7:30 pm @ the Blue OX.
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Friday, March 20 - Harrington Casino Bus Trip. All details will be forthcoming at the February Meeting along with a sign-up sheet.
- Saturday, April 12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This year's dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club. $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start. Get all of the details HERE.
- Dues ($30 per member) are to be paid by the February meeting. Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842, if you are unable to attend the meeting.
We're going to try using our membership cards as name badges this year. Everyone will be given a pin-on badge along with their membership card. Hopefully, we will be able to read everyone's name during a meeting. Again, this is a test this year. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Thanks, Jo Ann.
- The T-shirts and sweatshirts are in! I'll bring them to the meeting. If you have not paid for yours, please bring a check, made payable to Ravens Roost #44 to the meeting. As a reminder, t-shirts are $15, long sleeved T's $20, and sweatshirts $25. If you paid me, don't worry, I've got you on the list. I have a limited number of sizes/colors extra for sale at the meeting. First come, first served. Maggie.
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Seaside Boat Show | The Boat Show That Works For Kids, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. The 32nd Annual Seaside Boat Show - The Boat Show that works for kids. The #1 indoor Boat Show on the Eastern Shore, featuring approx. 350 boats and over 140 exhibitors, including 50 boat dealers. Friday 11:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. - 7:00 p.m., Sunday 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Admission only $10 or Weekend Pass: $15. For more information, contact Charlie at cdorman1@yahoo.com or visitwww.ocboatshow.com.
- Friday - Echoes | Presented by Brown Box Theatre Project, Ocean City Center for the Arts. A young man and woman build a paradise of imagination, only to have it shattered by the intrusion of the outside world. The two characters search to determine the difference between illusion and reality while under constant surveillance. The two struggle to balance their memories of the outside world and the joys of their own reimagined life. $25/person. Purchase tickets at https://www.vendini.com/ticket-software.html?t=tix&w=a1ac04b0ce207b09e3190f119957ab67.
- Saturday - Salsa and Bachata Dancing Lessons, Dunes Manor Hotel. Celebrate your love by learning the sweet and spicy art of salsa and bachata dancing! We will do a one hour salsa lesson, and a one hour bachata lesson. $10/person for both lessons
Enjoy this free, fun game in West Ocean City! Contestants can pick up their game card at any of the participating merchants and start playing. All merchants will be open from 10am - 5pm. Each merchant will have clue at their store which will help you complete your game card. They will also be offering special discounts to players and a free delectable chocolate treat! You will fill out your game card by going to each of the participating merchants. Merchants can be visited in any order, as long as you end at the last stop!
Once your card is complete, you should submit it to the last stop or bring it to Sunset Grille no later than 6pm. Drawings will be held for prizes which are donated by participating merchants. Join the fun and stay for a great evening at Sunset Grille. Make a reservation under "Death by Chocolate" and receive a free entree after purchase of an entree and appetizer!
This is a great way to check out places you haven’t visited before and support local merchants!
Participating Merchants include:
CraZy LadyZ!
Monkey's Trunk
Precious' Boutique Kendall Furniture
Bliss Salon and Spa
OC Floor Gallery IMPACT Home Technology Bomshell Boutique
Ocean City Organics
Buddahs and Beads
Bungalow 7
Wockenfuss
Park Place Jewelers
Marlin Market
Snapdragon
Sunset Grille
Funny Poop
- The Taxation Department suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week, free room and board and Obamacare.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
- Happy Valentine's Day! Be sure to tell your beloved how much you love them.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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