Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Saturday, March 14 - St. Paddy's Day Parade - Set up as always at Beach Copy - NO PARKING AVAILABLE AT BEACH COPY. Parade starts at 12. If you haven't already signed up for the St. Pat's day Parade, March 14, and would like to do so, please contact Jo Ann by March 1. She will be ordering the tee shirts that day. 410-250-5124, or jelder10@verizon.net.
- Friday, March 20 - Harrington Casino Bus Trip. All details will be forthcoming at the February Meeting along with a sign-up sheet.
- Saturday, April 12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This year's dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club. $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start. Get all of the details HERE.
- Dues ($30 per member) are past due. Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to Jo Ann at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
We're going to try using our membership cards as name badges this year. Everyone will be given a pin-on badge along with their membership card. Hopefully, we will be able to read everyone's name during a meeting. Again, this is a test this year. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Thanks, Jo Ann.
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Reach the Beach School Nationals | Recreation and School Cheerleading Team, Roland E. Powell Convention Center. Recreation and School Cheerleading Teams from around the world gather to compete at the one and only Reach the Beach! Experience the thrill of competing under amazing concert lighting and professional HD Sound System. Teams will feel as if they were a part of an incredible Broadway Production in New York City! Our fantastic, professionally choreographed awards ceremony, and the sheer fun of Ocean City, Maryland, combine to make this the best National competition your team will attend! Prize money, fabulous individual and partner stunt awards, the unbeatable atmosphere, unstoppable fun and more, make this the premier Cheerleading National Championship! After the competition, experience Ocean City's beautiful beaches, the world famous boardwalk, seafood restaurants galore, and outlet shopping! Do not miss this sell-out event. Event start times: Friday: 5:00pm, Saturday: 7:00am, Sunday: 9:00am.
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Girls and boys under 18 compete. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks/.
- Sunday - Eastern Shore Bridal Show, Ocean Pines Yacht Club. At Maryland Bridal Shows and Expos you can preview a gallery of beautiful gowns from area bridal salons. The latest styles and trends are featured from top wedding gown designers. The Mid Atlantic's top wedding photographers, DJ's, florist, cakes, coordinators, officiants, caterers, makeup artist, videographers, invitations, favors, limousines, and many more wedding professionals ready to share all their expertise with today's brides.
Bridal Shows and Expos bring the most exciting grand prizes from Vendor Shopping Sprees to Cruise Giveaways to much more. Enjoy a day of meeting, talking, and learning how much is out there to make your wedding day a dream come true.
Funny Poop
- I went to have my prostate checked the other day. I was very unnerved when I asked the doctor where to put my pants and he said to "just put them over there with his".
- A man lost an arm from an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and he saw this man, skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself; I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.
Curious, the man with one arm asked, "why are you so happy anyway?"
He said "I'm not happy. My balls itch."
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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