Roost #44 Poop
- Dates to Remember:
- Friday – WCS Meeting @ …
- Saturday, March 14 - St. Paddy's Day Parade - Set up as always at Beach Copy - NO PARKING AVAILABLE AT BEACH COPY. Parade starts at 12. Anyone planning to walk in the St. Pat's Day Parade needs to contact Jo Ann to order a shirt. Please e-mail her at jelder10@verizon.net.
- Friday, March 20 - Harrington Casino Bus Trip. All details will be forthcoming at the February Meeting along with a sign-up sheet.
- Saturday, April 12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This year's dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM. Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50 & money wheel. $25pp. Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings.
- Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club. $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start. Get all of the details HERE.
- Dues ($30 per member) are past due. Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to Jo Ann at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842.
We're going to try using our membership cards as name badges this year. Everyone will be given a pin-on badge along with their membership card. Hopefully, we will be able to read everyone's name during a meeting. Again, this is a test this year. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Thanks, Jo Ann.
Ravens Poop
Local Poop
- Friday, Saturday & Sunday - Indoor Soccer Tournaments, Northside Park, 125th St. and the Bay. Great annual event that has grown larger over the past 20 years! Estimated attendance over 150 teams over four weekends. Girls and boys under 18 compete. Please check schedule for age groups. Northside Park on 125th St. Registration, OC Recreation & Parks, 410-250-0125. www.oceancitymd.gov/Recreation_&_Parks/.
The Better Living Expo and Fine Arts Show will return to the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center February 20-22. The show is presented by the Optimist Club of Salisbury and has become an area tradition.
The event will feature local companies and vendors displaying the newest innovations for the home and garden. Vendors will include landscaping companies, contractors/remodelers, HVAC companies, custom-made Dutch furniture and quilts, gutter/leaf relief, pest control, insurance agencies, health and fitness. The show will also feature arts and crafts from local artisans. Throughout the weekend, enjoy 125+ vendors, prizes and giveaways and live demonstrations.
Show hours are Friday 4 – 8 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. – 8 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m. – 4 p.m. Admission is $1 on Friday and $4 on Saturday and Sunday. Proceeds benefit the youth in the local community. For more information, please visit www.salisburyoptimist.org.
- Saturday - SVFD Oyster Roast, Showell Volunteer Fire Department. Come on out for a great time filled with AUCE Oysters (Raw and Steamed), Roast Beef, Fried Chicken, Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, and sides. Don't forget full access to our endless beer wagon. Tickets will be sold for $30 in advance and $35 at the door. Get them while they are hot!
The iconic Harlem Globetrotters are coming to the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center on Tuesday, Feb. 24 at 7 p.m. with their unrivaled family show, featuring some of the greatest athletes on the planet. With incredible ball handling wizardry, amazing rim-rattling dunks and trick shots, side-splitting comedy and unequaled on-court fan interaction, this must-see event is guaranteed to entertain the whole family - creating memories that will last a lifetime.
The Globetrotters will face a great challenge this year, as the infamous Washington Generals are more determined than ever to beat the Globetrotters. The Generals, the last team to beat the Globetrotters, are now coached by a former member of that 1971 team. They are on a mission and will do whatever it takes to win, with a new strategy that's sure to give the Globetrotters a run for their money.
Funny Poop
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
- The Liberal Northerner's son graduated from college and was offered a good job, but it was in the Deep South.
Dad, a liberal Democrat, was worried about his son going off to such a strange land and he warned him to avoid entanglements with southern women.
"They can't cook the kind of food we northerners eat, they won't keep the house clean, they don't like sex, and if you marry one, she'll call you a Damn Yankee the rest of your life. "
After a few months, the son telephoned Dad and told him he had just met a wonderful Southern girl, and thought he was in love with her.
Dad repeated his warnings about Southern women and their shortcomings.
After another couple of months, the son called Dad and told him he and his Southern girl were getting married. Dad just moaned and groaned and repeated his warnings.
Two more months go by and son telephones Dad......"Dad, you were wrong. My wife is a great cook, keeps the house neat as a pin, and she absolutely loves sex."
Dad responded, "Well, what about the fourth thing -- her calling you a Damn Yankee?"
"Oh, we reached an agreement on that. She won't call me a Damn Yankee, and I won't call her the N word.
Etcetera
- Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated.
- Our website is back up and running. Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
- Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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