Weekly Poop 2/4/15

Roost #44 Poop 

• Dates to Remember: 
• Friday – WCS Meeting @ … 
• Saturday, April 12 - 5th Annual Roost 44 Fund Raising Dance: This years dance will be on Saturday April 18, 2015 from 7-11 PM.  Everything will be the same as last year - Music by TRANSFUSION; location is OC Elks Lodge Hall; beer, wine, soda, snacks, cash bar; door prizes, 50/50  & money wheel. $25pp.  Tickets will be available at the January meeting & choice of table reservations can be made with a payment of at least $150 (1/2 table of 12). Floor plan is available. Contact Ron Apperson @ 302-436-4790 or ronapperson@msn.com  after that or at Feb, Mar, & Apr meetings. 
• Friday, May 29 - Roost #44 18th Annual Scholarship Golf Tournament @ the Ocean Pines Golf Club.  $100 per golfer; 9 am shotgun start.  Get all of the details HERE. 
• Dues ($30 per member) are to be paid by the February meeting.  Checks are to be made to Ravens Roost 44, and may be mailed to me at 126 Pine Tree Rd., Ocean City, MD 21842, if you are unable to attend the meeting. 

We're going to try using our membership cards as name badges this year.  Everyone will be given a pin-on badge along with their membership card.  Hopefully, we will be able to read everyone's name during a meeting.  Again, this is a test this year.  Comments and suggestions are welcome.  Thanks, Jo Ann. 

Ravens Poop 

• Good daily dose of Ravens news notes and nuggets here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison Hensley’s Blog here to stay up to date with all of the AFC North news. 
• All the best Orioles news notes and nuggets at Britt's Bird Watch here. 

Local Poop 

• Saturday - 2nd Annual Mardi Gras at Pit & Pub, 28th Street Pit & Pub.  The 2nd Annual Mardi Gras is presented by Ravens Roost #58!  All You can Eat Cajun Buffet, Desserts, Hurricanes, Champagne, Draft Beer, 50/50's and a Basket of Cheer.  Entertainment by Skyla Burrell Blues Band, DJ CK & a Drag Queen Comedy Show!  $50/person or $80/couple.  Proceeds benefit Ravens Roost #58 charities. 

Funny Poop 

• A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” 

The mother agrees. 

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “OK, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” 

She immediately replies, “The one on the right.” 

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know? 

The Jewish mother replies, “I don’t like her.” 

• A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting! 

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, PULLOVER!" 

"NO," the woman yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" 

Etcetera 

• Got poop? Let me know! I’m going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday I’ll try to include it. Your input is appreciated. 
• Our website is back up and running.  Be sure to bookmark our new address - www.OCRavensRoost44.com or go to our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/ for the latest news, notes and nuggets. 
• Life is short. Focus on the good. 

Frank 

 Baltimore Ravens, let’s go 

And put that ball across the line 

So fly with talons spread wide 

Go in and strike with Ravens pride 

Fight! Fight! Fight! 

Ravens dark wings take flight 

Dive in and show them your might 

For Baltimore and Maryland 

You will fly on to victory