Roost #44 Poop
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Dates to Remember:
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May 31—June 3 – The Council
of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention. Ocean City’s longest running
convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year. Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and
register early. Registration forms can
be had here. Regrettably, Ravens Roost #44 will not be
entering this year’s parade due to lack of participation.
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Friday, June 1 – The 15th
Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country
Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90
per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch,
beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.
Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for
more details. Go to our website for
details and forms.
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Sunday, July 15 – Ravens
Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from
1-6pm. Roost #44 members’ cost will be
$10, guests $15 and includes a chance to win the 50/50 raffle. One guest per person and must be spouse or
significant other. Menu: Premium burgers,
hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on the cob,
watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages.
Horseshoes. Music by Mr. OC. Sign up at the May or June meeting or call
Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
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Saturday, December 15 – Ravens
Roost #44 Christmas Party. Details
soon.
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Roost
Apparel: Maggie
Miller is taking orders for the next batch of Roost #44 jerseys and has a
limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis. Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are
being ordered. New colors, new
styles! We need 75 orders for Red Sun to
do a run of these colorful shirts. Come
to the meetings and see the new gear.
Roost #44 is stylin'!
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ROAD
TRIP 2012-KANSAS CITY, MO – Our road trip this year will be Kansas City,
MO-The Cue (as is barbeque) Capital of the World. The game is on 10/7. The cost will be approx. $350/person-dbl.
occupancy (2 to a room). The trip
includes a 3-night stay (10.5-10.7) at the Embassy Suites hotel in KC, game-day
ticket (lower level endzone), transportation to the game and a road trip tee
shirt & koozies. Note: You are
responsible for your own transportation. Call or contact Mike for further details at
410.250.3020 or at montegomike@verizon.net.
Ravens Poop
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Good news notes and nuggets from
Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly
stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison
Hensley’s Blog here to stay
up to date with all of the AFC North news.
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Thursday thru Sunday – Cruisin' Ocean
City, Convention Center on 40th St & Inlet Parking Lot. Popular car show features 3,000 hot rods,
customs, classics, street machines, muscle cars & more. Live entertainment, celebrity guests, special
attractions, boardwalk parades, manufacturers vendor, midway & more. Admission. Two locations: Convention Center on 40th
Street and Inlet Parking Lot. Thursday -
Saturday from 9am - 5pm; Sunday 9am - 4pm. For more information, call Meredith Hennen at
410-798-6304, email infoevent@aol.com or
visit www.cruisinoceancity.com.
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Saturday – Diamondback Dash 5K, Local
Greene Turtles in North Ocean City, Salisbury, Lewes & Rehoboth, DE. Funds for Friends for Diamondback Dash 5K
where 10% goes to the Delaware Center for Inland Bays "Save the
Turtles" program. Local Greene
Turtle Restaurants in North Ocean City, Salisbury, MD; Lewes & Rehoboth,
DE. After Party with Greene Turtle
Sliders, snacks, beverages and beer.
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Saturday – Spring Car Cruise,
Main Street in Berlin. Classic cars
cruise the streets of Berlin, Maryland. With music in the streets and local shops in
theme, thousands of visitors come to see classic cars from the 50's, 60's and
70's roar up and down the streets. Saturday
from 10am - 2pm. For more information,
contact Olive Mawyer at 410-641-4775 or visit www.berlinchamber.org.
Funny Poop
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Three men from different countries were talking about their sex
lives.
The Italian says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes".
The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with chicken fat. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread!!!"
The Italian says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes".
The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with chicken fat. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread!!!"
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What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They
rarely listen to you. They’re totally
unpredictable. When you want to play,
they want to be alone. When you want to
be alone, they want to play. They expect
you to cater to their every whim. They’re
moody. They leave hair everywhere.
Conclusion: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house. They can hear a
package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in
the next room. They can look dumb and
lovable at the same time. They growl
when they are not happy. When you want
to play, they want to play. When you
want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.
Etcetera
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Got poop? Let me know! I’m
going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday
I’ll try to include it. Your input is
appreciated.
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Be sure to visit our website @ www.ravensroost44.com or our blog @ http://ravensroost44.blogspot.com/
for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
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Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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