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Dates to Remember:
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Tomorrow – Monthly RR#44 meeting at the
Blue Ox, 7:30 pm.
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May 31—June 3 – The Council
of Baltimore Ravens Roosts Annual Convention. Ocean City’s longest running
convention/parade celebrates its’ 46th year. Join the fun at the Castle in the Sand and
register early. Registration forms can
be had here. Regrettably, Ravens Roost #44 will not be
entering this year’s parade due to lack of participation.
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Friday, June 1 – The 15th
Annual Ravens Roost #44 Scholarship Golf Tournament, Ocean Pines Country
Club, 9am shotgun start. Price is $90
per golfer this year (cheap!) and includes continental breakfast and lunch,
beer and soda and golfer participation gifts.
Contact Marc Grimes @ 302.222.0159 or Don McMullen @ 443.388.2941 for
more details. Go to our website for
details and forms.
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Sunday, July 15 – Ravens
Roost Annual Summer Picnic @ White Horse Pavilion in Ocean Pines from
1-6pm. Roost #44 members’ cost will be
$10, guests $15 and includes a chance to win the 50/50 raffle. One guest per person and must be spouse or
significant other. Menu: Premium
burgers, hot dogs, sausage, jerk chicken, assorted salads and snacks, corn on
the cob, watermelon, desserts and assorted beverages. Horseshoes.
Music by Mr. OC. Sign up at the
May or June meeting or call Tom Maly at 302-541-0780 to get on the list.
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Saturday, December 15 – Ravens
Roost #44 Christmas Party. Details
soon.
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Roost
Apparel: Maggie
Miller is taking orders for the next batch of Roost #44 jerseys and has a
limited number for sale on a first come/first served basis. Also the NEW Turtle/Ox Roost 44 shirts are
being ordered. New colors, new
styles! We need 75 orders for Red Sun to
do a run of these colorful shirts. Come
to the meetings and see the new gear.
Roost #44 is stylin'!
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It’s that time of year again! Please bring wine,
liquor & beer to the May 10th meeting for our basket of
cheer auction item at our Scholarship Golf Tournament.
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ROAD
TRIP 2012-KANSAS CITY, MO – Our road trip this year will be Kansas City,
MO-The Cue (as is barbeque) Capital of the World. The game is on 10/7. The cost will be approx. $350/person-dbl.
occupancy (2 to a room). The trip
includes a 3-night stay (10.5-10.7) at the Embassy Suites hotel in KC, game-day
ticket (lower level endzone), transportation to the game and a road trip tee
shirt & koozies. Note: You are
responsible for your own transportation. A non-refundable total deposit of $125
will be due no later than May 10. Make
the check out to Ravens Roost #44 and mail it to Mike Grimes at 108 South
Ocean Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842. Call
or contact Mike for further details at 410.250.3020 or at montegomike@verizon.net.
Ravens Poop
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Good news notes and nuggets from
Sarah Ellison’s Blog here. It’s getting to the point where I can hardly
stand ESPN, but I do go Jamison
Hensley’s Blog here to stay
up to date with all of the AFC North news.
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Friday – Relay for Life North
Worcester County, Frontier Town Campground.
The Relay begins at 6pm with Opening Ceremonies and the celebratory
survivor lap. The survivor reception
immediately follows the celebratory 1st Lap, under the Atlantic
General Hospital Survivor Reception Tent. To register a team, join a team, or sign up
for our Survivor Reception & Lap, please visit http://www.relayforlife.org/northworcester
or call 410-749-1624.
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Friday & Saturday – Festivals of
Music, Parade on the Boardwalk. Music
festival for middle, junior & high school instrumental & choral
organizations. Friday 8am - 8pm at the
Convention Center on 40th St. Parade on Boardwalk
on Saturday at 9am. For more
information, contact Kurt Hargleroad, 800-323-0974. www.festivalsofmusic.com
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Friday, Saturday & Sunday – OC
Powerboat Races, 17th St. on the Beach.
The popular powerboat races return to Ocean City. Beach-goers will be able to hear the roar of
the engines as boats pass, engines whining as they leap skyward and crash
through the waves and wakes left by the competition. The event begins Friday, May 11th starting at
noon at the West Ocean City boat ramp and public parking lot (Race Village) on
Sunset Avenue. On Saturday, May 12th,
the boats will be on display again at Race Village from 10am - 6pm to take
pictures and get autographs from all the race teams. Race day is Sunday, May 13 with races at 12
noon and 2pm from 4th St. to 30th St. The
Start/Finish line is 17th St. For more
information, call 443-783-1298 or email bullonthebeach@aol.com.
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Saturday – The band that played at Donna
Chaplinski’s birthday party, The
Stims, is playing at the Freeman Stage this Saturday at 7:00 pm. It is a
free concert. Check out this website for info and
schedule.
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Saturday – White Marlin Festival
& Crab Soup Cook Off, Somerset Plaza at Somerset St. in Downtown
OC. The OC Downtown Association kicks
off the summer season with 8th annual event. Taste & help judge the resort’s finest
crab soups for a small fee. Enjoy music,
clowns, facepainters and magicians. Local
community group exhibits. Located at
Somerset Plaza, just off the Boardwalk on Somerset Street in downtown Ocean
City. Saturday, Noon to 3pm. For more information, contact the Downtown
Association at 410-289-1413 or visit www.downtownassociation.net.
Funny Poop
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Josie and Flo, both prostitutes, were riding around town with a
sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sigh that read: "JESUS SAVES"
Josie asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
Josie and Flo frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day, the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign, which read: 'JOSIE AND FLO. TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sigh that read: "JESUS SAVES"
Josie asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
Josie and Flo frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day, the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign, which read: 'JOSIE AND FLO. TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00'
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Marge and Barb are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Marge pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Barb asks, "What in the hell is that?
Marge answers, "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Barb says, "Great idea. Where did you get it?"
Marge says, "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Barb hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Barb says, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
Marge pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Barb asks, "What in the hell is that?
Marge answers, "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Barb says, "Great idea. Where did you get it?"
Marge says, "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Barb hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Barb says, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
Etcetera
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going to try to get this out every Wednesday so if you get it to me by Tuesday
I’ll try to include it. Your input is
appreciated.
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for the latest news, notes and nuggets.
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Life is short. Focus on the good.
Frank
Baltimore Ravens, let’s go
And put that ball across the line
So fly with talons spread wide
Go in and strike with Ravens pride
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ravens dark wings take flight
Dive in and show them your might
For Baltimore and Maryland
You will fly on to victory
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